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Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi

To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nai Car Aa Jae Gi.



Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.

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1 shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethy molvi ne kaha

Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho

Sharabi chillaya

Abey rok ustad mjhe to ORANGI TowN jana hai.

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Faqeer To Lady:

Khuda k Naam pe baji mujhe 10 rupe de do

Varna mujhe 1 Aisa khofnaak kaam karna parega
Jis k khayaal se hi meri ruh kanp jati hai

Aur mere rongte khare ho jate hain

Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupe deti hai

Aur darte darte puchti hai koun sa kaam baba?

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overnment Hospital K Doctor

Aur

Mareez Me Kya Similarity

He.?

Doctor Nurse Pe

Aur

Mareez Farsh Pe Marta Hai.

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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,

Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House

Read Sumeer Singh, B.A.

This Year It Reads Sumeer Singh, M.A.

When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?

Sardar: You Don’t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.

Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

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Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Sardar:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli
FM Radio Le Lo.

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1 Sardar museum gaya, wahan us se 1 Statue toot gaya.

OFFICER:
you have broken a 5000 years old statue.

Sardar:
Thanks God,
Main SAMJiYA NAWAN C...!

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sardar traveling first time in plane going to bombay. while its landing,

he shouted " bombay bombay"

airhostess said: "B silent"

sardar: ok, ombay ombay

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Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.


Wajah?

Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhey Thy.

Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola

O Mama Uth! Baraf de
Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.

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Teacher sardar sey Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mai

'MAGAR' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,,

Sardar:-

"Wo Mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!!
'MAGAR'
'MAGAR'

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Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?


SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

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Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?


SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…

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Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.

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Sardar Wife: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di

Sardar: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Sardar Wife: Kaisi galatfahami?

Sardar: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"

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Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya

BV:
Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do..

Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

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1 din 1 daku sardar k ghar me ghuss gaya or chilla kr bola:"SONA kaha he?

"Sardar:"Abay pura ghar khali para he, jahan dil chahay soo jaa"

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Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

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Real Happiness Is When

You Marry A Girl

And
...
Find Out Later

She Has

"A Lot Of Money" =P =D

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Eyes Doctor 2 Patient:
Your Eyesight is Surely Weak.

Patient:
How Do You Know..??

Doctor:
Because You Came from The Window Instead of Door. :-)